I am currently drinking my 3rd cup of coffee today.
I ordered a Christmas present from Japan today.
I am getting the iPhone 5 in two days.
Therefore, I am cool.
My boss has been calling me a lumber jack today because I'm wearing a flannel.
I am too broke for Christmas this year. (the iPhone is a gift from someone)
Don't go to Hawaii before Christmas ever.
Tanning is going to be worked into my look very soon.
Teen mom 2 isn't as good as Teen mom 1.
Yes I just said that.